TV shows that make me want to dig my brains out with a blunt spoon

I so wish I was being dramatic, kind of like most of the new shit shows we have on TV nowadays. Example? These real life sobby shitty sad stories where you get a camera and follow a celebrity though their lives. Do you know what I mean? Like that Katie Price one, and the Peter Andre one. What really bugs be about Andres one is his advert: "And I know you wanna know who I've been dating!" ....actually no, I didn't even... never even crossed my mind. I couldn't give a shit who you've been dating y'know. They only want you for your money anyway.

As a guilty pleasure I will admit to watching and enjoying Glee, however if it was replaced with something else, such as something with a plausable story line and indepth 3D characters, I wouldn't cry over it.

What happened to the good TV shows? Like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, like House M.D, like M.A.S.H, like How I met your mother, like Friends. Stuff that was amazing and will live on forever in the boxsets of devoted fans? Jesus, is it so much to ask that while I'm channel flicking I don't see this:

Soap opera, cooking show, cooking show, reality TV, celebrity, Soap opera (and repeat)

Movies are just as bad.

Is it just me? Am I the only one who thinks that the TV guide is filled with absolute twaddle? It can't be surely.

I don't give two flying fucks about what some celebrity had for dinner last night, I want to watch a true to life TV show with Drama, Romance and a FUCKING PLAUSABLE STORY LINE with charcters that aren't just there to tick a box and let some teenager slot themselves into said character. I want role modals and realistic dreams. Not rubbish.

Kebby x

Twihards, PotterHeads and Facebook wankers

Oh my!

You watch me get shot after I post this ;)

First of all, I have no preference to either of them - in fact I'm begginning to hate them both equally. I know what you're thinking: "HOW DARE YOU HATE TWILIGHT and/or HARRY POTTER" but here me out.

I don't specifically hate the books, movies or authors - I just have this deep loathing for their fans. Who are, face it, just as bad as each other. Do you know what I mean? Each one claims they are better than the other, drooling over Ron and Hermonie, or killing each other because they said they are on Team Edward/Jacob rather than Team Jacob/Edward. Good lord.

You're both as bad as each other. Really you are. Frankly, it is because of you people that I don't enjoy the books/movies as much as most other people. Let me try and clear this up for you...

THEY
AREN'T
REAL

Pretty clear right?

Facebook wankers, we all have our list of facebook types we hate, here's mine:

People who post of a picture of themselves with the caption: So ugly
Why post a picture if you hate it or don't think you look good in it? Seriously what is the point? Imagine what all the none attention seeking twits think when someone gorgeous posts a picture with the caption 'So ugly' .... I'm sure you and your never-been-single-for-more-tha

n-a-week-flat-stomach-beautifulness make everyone else feel so much better about themselves -.-

You should be shot.

Like now.

Go away you obviously gorgeous person, let me wallow in my self loathing while eating stupid amounts of ice cream.

 

People who contradict themselves in status's:

For example: 'some girls need a back hand to the face with a shovel'

Now, a few posts before this, the same person posts 'people who post a status bitching about other girls are twats' (I'm paraphrasing)

 Gawd, I sit in front of my screen having what looks like a fit, going 'But...but you just said... omg.... die!'

 

People who post about every single thing they do:

Example: Went to the store, bought food

Me: ...wonderful, I couldn't have lived without knowing that, made my day that did, nice to know UNFRIEND

 

Barely wrote anything and I'm all ranted out... oh dear.

 

Kebby x