Twihards, PotterHeads and Facebook wankers

Oh my!

You watch me get shot after I post this ;)

First of all, I have no preference to either of them - in fact I'm begginning to hate them both equally. I know what you're thinking: "HOW DARE YOU HATE TWILIGHT and/or HARRY POTTER" but here me out.

I don't specifically hate the books, movies or authors - I just have this deep loathing for their fans. Who are, face it, just as bad as each other. Do you know what I mean? Each one claims they are better than the other, drooling over Ron and Hermonie, or killing each other because they said they are on Team Edward/Jacob rather than Team Jacob/Edward. Good lord.

You're both as bad as each other. Really you are. Frankly, it is because of you people that I don't enjoy the books/movies as much as most other people. Let me try and clear this up for you...

THEY
AREN'T
REAL

Pretty clear right?

Facebook wankers, we all have our list of facebook types we hate, here's mine:

People who post of a picture of themselves with the caption: So ugly
Why post a picture if you hate it or don't think you look good in it? Seriously what is the point? Imagine what all the none attention seeking twits think when someone gorgeous posts a picture with the caption 'So ugly' .... I'm sure you and your never-been-single-for-more-tha

n-a-week-flat-stomach-beautifulness make everyone else feel so much better about themselves -.-

You should be shot.

Like now.

Go away you obviously gorgeous person, let me wallow in my self loathing while eating stupid amounts of ice cream.

 

People who contradict themselves in status's:

For example: 'some girls need a back hand to the face with a shovel'

Now, a few posts before this, the same person posts 'people who post a status bitching about other girls are twats' (I'm paraphrasing)

 Gawd, I sit in front of my screen having what looks like a fit, going 'But...but you just said... omg.... die!'

 

People who post about every single thing they do:

Example: Went to the store, bought food

Me: ...wonderful, I couldn't have lived without knowing that, made my day that did, nice to know UNFRIEND

 

Barely wrote anything and I'm all ranted out... oh dear.

 

Kebby x

These little wonders

Maybe it's a bit late to realise that the dates are posted with the blogs, and that anyone reading this is pretty much aware that its keb vs life. I should come up with some new more interesting titles for the blog posts. Like song titles for example (Little Wonders - Rob Thomas, go listen to it, now) or my favourite quotes.

Or obscure insults. Y'know XD

So, I was coming up with ideas to write about today and came up with absolutly nothing. That was until I saw Shane Dawson's latest video (if you've never watched him, go do it, now) the one of the spoof of the song, but it was about what you would do if you only had one day left to live.

I reckon with almost 100% certainty, that a lot of people who cry when told the news that they only had one day left to live. I would too. Like crazy sobbing all over everywhere. But hypothetically in my head I get over it pretty quickly and then the wild crazy partying would start (with all of my two friends) as you know, I'd wanna go out of the world with a massive bang, and not a pathetic flop.

Also, I would call everyone I had ever hated at all in my life and tell them that I hated them, and that when I saw God, I'd remember to put a bad word in for them before he smited me and sent me to hell.

It kind of made me think, who would I want to spend my last day on Earth with? My family obviously, and my friends who are awesome. It would kind of majorly bum me out, because as of today I've decided that I quite like living - in the breathing sense, not in the I actually have a life sense.

I'm not going to waste it bitching about everything that's going wrong in my life... except for on here, and that's only because I amuse myself and think it's funny. So, person who reads this, what would you do on your last day? Who would you call? What would you say? What are you waiting for?

Get calling idiots <3

But anyway, it's late. I'm tired. Goodnight.

Kebby x